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Wednesday, April 29th, 2009
11:47 pm	Losing My Fur Ok, I know it's spring. I know that I'm shedding. But if the older child is in the other room watching Piglet's Big Movie and I'm taking advantage of the opportunity to sit on daisy_knotwise's lap while she's sitting on the couch and to get some much deserved attention, this does not mean that the younger child is supposed to walk up and pull out loose hair in clumps! I ended up on Gretchen's shoulder and the baby was still grabbing at my tail. What's a self-respecting cat supposed to do? You can't bite them... (Comment on this)
Thursday, February 12th, 2009
6:17 pm	Abuse First, the one that runs around and chases me dumps my food into my water dish. Multiple times. Then she dumps my food into the toilet. Then she dumps formula powder into my water dish. The only good news is that the big loud one of my people yelled at her for that and she hasn't done it since. So last night, the smaller big one of my people let me out, which was good, because the white stuff was finally off the ground. But did she remember to let me back in? Nooooooooooo! I got to spend all night outside in the wind! Do you know how much I hate it when the wind goes whistling through my fur? Grumble. The big loud one finally let me in this morning on his way to work. About time. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, August 11th, 2008
9:29 am	I'm Just Sayin' Can't a guy have a night out now and then without it being a federal case? The weather is lovely. What's wrong with a camp out? Of course, since they didn't notice that I was gone 'till the second night I didn't show up at bedtime... Well they deserve the scare. And the guilt is getting me lots of nice scritches. Wake me when it's suppertime. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, January 10th, 2008
9:07 pm	No Justice daisy_knotwise is gone. The baby is gone. (Phew! Safe at last!) So does billroper pet me? Sweet, adorable me? No! He pets that damned guitar. Grumble. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, August 12th, 2007
11:24 pm	Haiku for Bichons White devils invade. I lurk behind the new gate. I will yet prevail. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, June 23rd, 2007
12:22 am	Doin' my job The old cat is gone My people are sad from loss I sit with them, purr Current Mood: sympathetic (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 25th, 2007
10:53 am	Unimpressed Haiku2 for fuzzbucket_cat want to fight some how i don't know what she was thinking opening @ aboutmylife.netadvogato.orgblogger.comblogs.gnome.orgblogspot.comdeadjournal.comgreatestjournal.cominsanejournal.comlivejournal.commyspace.comspaces.msn.com Created by Grahame I may be a cat But the haiku that I write Are better than that (Comment on this)
Thursday, March 29th, 2007
10:52 pm	Yet Another Feline Haiku Yes, I am a cat. Got a problem with that, Bub? No haiku for you! (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, March 17th, 2007
7:50 pm	Thanks Loads! I ask for pictures and what do I get? This! You'd think he'd at least let me know that he was going to take the picture, but nooo!. Just snap, snap, snap. How's a cat supposed to look his best anyway? (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, February 15th, 2007
4:30 pm	Feline Abuse I'm being abused. First, daisy_knotwise vanished with the small human, but billroper brought catalana here and she rubbed my head, so that was ok. But then they all left and they closed the door to my bedroom so that I couldn't sleep on the bed, or on the bed in catalana's room. I had to sleep in the crib! I blame Bilbo. I remember there was a lot of fussing about the bed when they came back from their last convention and something about bleeding all over the comforter. And he's the only one running around bleeding on everything. Then billroper came back and threw Bilbo into the bathroom and opened the door to my bedroom again. And he scratched my head, which was a good thing. And the next day, daisy_knotwise came back with the small human and things were back to normal. Except that it snowed! There's a foot of white stuff drifted outside the back door. Where's a self-respecting cat supposed to go? (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, December 3rd, 2006
3:21 pm	Cat Haiku for December Evil frozen White I want that other doorway The one to summer. Current Mood: aggravated (Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 28th, 2006
11:57 pm	Let's Fight! Combat cards? Sounds better than fighting the possum... ( MEOW! ) (Comment on this)
Thursday, November 23rd, 2006
11:59 pm	Big Bird! daisy_knotwise cooked the biggest chickadee I've ever seen for dinner! It was huge! And she gave me bits of it! (She gave bits of it to the other cat too, but that's not so important.) All I want to know is who were they calling a turkey? (Comment on this)
5:54 pm	I'm Confused First, they run off for days. Then, they come home with this little noisy thing in tow. I'm not sure I approve. But she has hands, so maybe she'll figure out how to pet me properly as she gets older. You've got to get them early to train them properly, you know. (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 14th, 2006
7:20 pm	Cat Haiku for November Dark comes early now A 'possum looks through the glass I don't want to fight Current Mood: calm (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 4th, 2006
2:31 pm	Some how I don't think this is as funny as the humans do My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul fuzzbucket_cat goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as a dog. alymid gives you 18 light yellow root beer-flavoured pieces of chewing gum. billroper gives you 1 light orange cherry-flavoured pieces of taffy. catalana gives you 5 milky white strawberry-flavoured pieces of taffy. daddy_guido gives you 14 brown licorice-flavoured pieces of bubblegum. jennlk tricks you! You get a wet rag. lverhulst gives you 14 orange pineapple-flavoured pieces of taffy. oreouk gives you 6 dark green coconut-flavoured gummy worms. scs_11 tricks you! You get a rock. shsilver gives you 19 dark blue mint-flavoured pieces of chewing gum. singlemaltsilk tricks you! You lose 31 pieces of candy! fuzzbucket_cat ends up with 46 pieces of candy, a wet rag, and a rock. Go trick-or-treating! Username: Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern. Current Mood: curious (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, September 27th, 2006
1:15 pm	Free, free at last! daisy_knotwise took me to the vet again today. At least it was Dr. Tom and not the evil blond lady. I got my shots and the stitches removed. I NO LONGER HAVE TO WEAR THAT *%&^&&#))@%& COLLAR!!! I don't have to have a pill jammed down my throat every night any more, either. I do have to have some ointment on the scar twice a day for a couple of days. But I think I can deal with that. I also got wet! daisy_knotwise threw me in a tub of water just because I expressed my understandable anxiety about being in the cat carrier. I'm under the bed drying off. Maybe I'll forgive her. Current Mood: grumpy (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, September 11th, 2006
2:31 pm	Growl How am I supposed to type with this frickin' collar on? It's not like they teach cats how to touch type. And the damned thing keeps bumping into the screen on the laptop. Current Mood: annoyed (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, September 10th, 2006
3:27 pm	Help! Help! They're taking me to the vet! I'm not that sick! I'm not sick at all! That swollen bleeding lump on my face under my right eye doesn't exist. It's a mirage. Just a mirage. Yowl! Current Mood: scared (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, September 4th, 2006
12:15 am	Contrary to previous reports... I did NOT "do a bad thing" on tarkrai's bed. That was a hairball. And a fine one too. So there. Current Mood: accomplished (1 Comment |Comment on this)